Because of how Smash Bros AI learns, my CPUs now teabag after they kill me.

Hold on. Teslas can achieve Ludicrous Speed? Do they go plaid?

Silly costumes on “serious” characters is a tradition in video games. See: Kratos.

When you post smut online and someone says, “You’re going to hell for this,” I no longer feel bad.

Those who fail to learn from History are doomed to repeat it next semester.

Now look at this net that I just found.

There’s also little to no interaction with chat, so participating in the chat is just being one of the thousands of monkeys hooting at a window.

Hanjo for worst brother of all time. Genji could have died from carbon monoxide poisoning.

If Mark Hamill doesn’t do his Star Wars 8: The Ocho lines as The Joker, I’m going to be very disappointed.

Props to the guy for finding loopholes and exploiting them like a good American, but I thought there was a business about moving a ball un-controlled towards your own end zone. Probably put in place for when fumbles happen and people just shove the ball around instead of picking it up. He might be getting around that…

If you don’t batter your dick, it’ll look like that when it’s fried.

Praise RNGesus.

What, no “Better than a Poke in the Eye with a Sharp Stick” award?

To be fair, community creations are a not insignificant amount of TF2's success as well. In fact, it might be the case that dedicated communities are what make a long-term success.

Stanley Parable has at least one method, but that game is wall-to-wall meta narrative.

This might be a better ARG than Potato Fools Day. Bravo, Frog Fractions.

How long before the video gets re-dubbed by Nolan North?

Right, because North Dakota needs more problems.

THE ECLIPSE IS ETERNAL. WE ARE IN THE SEASON OF THE DARKNESS. ALL HAIL THE BEAST FROM BEYOND SPACE.