Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good parking your ship on the dark side of a planet.

Why she doesn’t sign her e-mails ~ is beyond me.

Whoa, hold on. No need to get technical.

I, too, remember Justin.tv.

> doesn’t get joke

> isn’t LoL
> makes a monkey champ, names its ult after LoL monkey champ

To me, it’s like football. I know how to play football, I have played football with my friends, I understand what is happening on the screen, I understand why things are happening, but there’s no way that I’ll ever be able to do what I see on the screen, which is why I think it’s interesting. I understand the barrier…

Fight sticks just rearrange the controller buttons. They don’t offer macros to facilitate more complex moves. If someone made a fight stick that had a Hadouken button, it’d be banned faster than you can lose to Akuma.

Blizzard Game companies doesn’t make games - they make interactive narcotics

The second annual White House Game-a-thon next year will feature Tetris.

If anyone is worthy of Gilgamesh’s amazing hugs, it would be fluffy bunnies.

Fuck, now Roman Reigns will get pushed straight to the Senate.

Melee HD will only be accepted if you can use Gamecube controllers.

Oh good, they fixed Youngster Joey. Now, did they give him shorts that are comfy and easy to wear?

It’s nice to see that the creepy lady finally got out of her horror house. That truly was the saddest part of P.T.

Man this game is going to be fucking weird a regular Kojima game.

Home field advantage should be determined by whoever asks Selig the nicest.

Remember, kids: as long as you don’t use racial slurs, you’ll never be racist.

Excuse you, I’ve played Duke Nukem Forever.

OK, that’s all cool and all, but how does this relate to Sombra?