The second annual White House Game-a-thon next year will feature Tetris.

If anyone is worthy of Gilgamesh’s amazing hugs, it would be fluffy bunnies.

Checking for a comment out of gray to make this point...OK, good.

Fuck, now Roman Reigns will get pushed straight to the Senate.

Melee HD will only be accepted if you can use Gamecube controllers.

Oh good, they fixed Youngster Joey. Now, did they give him shorts that are comfy and easy to wear?

It’s nice to see that the creepy lady finally got out of her horror house. That truly was the saddest part of P.T.

Man this game is going to be fucking weird a regular Kojima game.

Home field advantage should be determined by whoever asks Selig the nicest.

Remember, kids: as long as you don’t use racial slurs, you’ll never be racist.

Excuse you, I’ve played Duke Nukem Forever.

OK, that’s all cool and all, but how does this relate to Sombra?

Remember that a Pachirisu took down Worlds one year.

I never realized what a good Jeopardy answer that meme was. Most memes require alteration to be used on Jeopardy.

For the people who aren’t crazy Smash Bros nerds like me:

I remember when the TF2 voice actors did shit like this. Now that game is old, and those guys have moved on.

I’m glad that the police are working on this case. Reno 911 is the perfect group for this job.

Noot noot, motherfucker.

We could have had flying cars, people! Flying cars and the Cubs winning before 2015! But no, you people didn’t want to listen to Back to the Future. Now all we’ve got are stupid ground cars, people arguing about hoaxes on the internet, and Biff Tannen running for President.

My theory: he tried cheese and apple slices (which isn’t bad if you have decent cheese) and decided to try other fruits...and worse cheese.