Oh yeah? Well, my superhero can fly, and lift cars, and also he’s totally better than yours. And if you don’t like it, I’ll tattle on you.

Holy shit, Cleveland, rocking that sixth shutout. If the Cubs can come back from a 3-1 deficit, their story will be amazing.

Probably DraftDuel. Alliteration sells.

Your mom goes to college.

This will decrease the smell of convention funk by approximately 0%.

Good for fighting games?

That’s how it used to work. Scary, right?

Pros dicking on normal people and everyone having fun is a time-honored tradition. I’m glad to see chess is no different.

Everyone prime your “Gillberg” chants.

Because when Michael Cole opens his mouth, intelligent and thoughtful commentary always spills forth. This is clearly an outlier in Cole’s otherwise spotless career.

What, no YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS? Blizzard, I thought you meme’d better than this.

I still like Dead Dead Deademption.

Well, when we traded for Bradford, “a different guy, but he does everything we wanted Bridgewater to do” is what we wanted. So...working as intended?

It could be anything!

Congrats, Penny Arcade. You’re back to being relevant and funny. Welcome back.

Is this why Sombra hasn’t been released yet?

Yes, because the rest of the people who appear on Jeopardy! would never be classified as nerds or losers, Alex.

My local alley doesn’t have those really useful bumper thingies, OK? Don’t judge me.

He shoots free throws like I bowl.

I understand that Amanda, though appearing outwardly male, identifies as female. However, there is something to be said for the millennia of human intuition. I do feel for the people who identify one way and appear another, but people are going to assume, like I did, that you are who you appear to be. You can’t get…