This might be the best shot Derrick Rose has taken this season.

If that happens again, expect all the Minnesotans to get so incredibly mad that they write a strongly worded letter to the editor in the Pioneer Press.

He’s even more typecast than Michael Cera.

At least he’s not intentionally leaning into pitches. A dude on my community team saw a pitch coming high, and he basically headbutt it.

This looks like 3D Dot Game Heroes for the PS3, except simpler and with actual dots.

Bill Cosby is smarter than you?

You know, when I got super high at the YMCA last week, the locker room was talking about sexual assault. I think. He was going on about how he had all these ladies up inside him.

Armada/Android team combos are the best thing about Smash doubles, and Smash doubles are the best thing about Smash. Individual play is amazing and all, but no other fighting game played at this level actually has co-op.

Fuck yeah, the Lynx. Consistently best sports team in Minnesota.

The clutch saves are well worth the accidental Puff rests.

Now, I haven’t been paying attention to, like, anything, but doesn’t the power come from the suits? When they’re morphed? Isn’t that why they’re the Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers? Now they’re just superheroes.

Now we see the violence problems inherent in the system!

“Those are The People’s Balls.”

What did I just say? I will turn this Kinja around, young man/woman/Apache helicopter.

Word of advice, everyone: no matter how much you really want to know what a female Machamp looks like, don’t Google Images it.

I know this is for the other INCREDIBLY SAD THING THAT HAPPENS, because Fullmetal Alchemist is a harsh mistress, but...

For real this time.

Not many frames. It’s a short enough run, and it’s almost entirely just good execution instead of complicated tricks. TAS times slightly differently, but we’re talking about easily less than a second, probably less than 20 frames (1/3 of a second).

You might not like those idiots, but those idiots aren’t just going to leave the internet. They’ll go somewhere. You’d better hope they don’t go to your corner of the internet.

As happy as I am for the Vikings’ success, we really shouldn’t be rewarding this behavior. When a team is injured, it should result in a poor record in order to dissuade players from getting injured. If we allow the Vikings to succeed despite injuries, what sort of message are we sending to the other teams?