Recipient of the Ig Nobel Prize for Video Games.

I think it’s Stardew Valley. Artist’s version of the player character and NPC #7.

Smash Bros? Kinda? By every other fighting game’s standards, Bayonetta is pretty tame.

Allow me to do Magary’s job temporarily and remind everyone that Ortiz started in the majors playing for the Twins, but we released him, because the Twins wouldn’t know a good thing if it crapped right into our hotdish.

I was expecting something like: “Hey. Remember 1998?”

Dear Princess Celestia,

So a week or so ago, they started showing off cards that made Servo tokens, and the internet was aflutter with what the heck Servos are.

This calls for the most overused meme of the political season:

I’m torn between actually getting a Gyrados this way, or having Pikachu walking with me. Usefulness or adorableness. I just can’t decide!

All this new information...it’s a duck blur.

Much like America’s opinion of soccer when it isn’t World Cup or Olympics season, that picture is ass.

360 noscope your expectation.

He’s been getting lessons on business from Vince McMahon.

I’ve made poor life choices.

Professor Oak has an Alolan form? Internet, we need you! Alolan Exeggutor/Professor Oak mashup, go!

So is Trump going to invade Canada for their vast oil reserves as well?

I’m a little disappointed that the Vikings hashtag isn’t #WellYouTried.

The Twins are not good this year.