Horses will be the glue that holds the game together.

Summon the Fiesta! It’s a shame when you have to pull a comic from the middle of a storyline. Nerf Now is usually the only one with continuity like this.

What, have you never been invited to the Clown Fiesta?

I’m here to chew ass and kick bubble gum.

A fair amount of my early iPod storage was taken up with the YTMND albums. If a song got popular on YTMND, it was on an album, and lots of stuff was popular. 17 albums, easily over 200 songs. Links exist.

They were a sort of proto-Vines. Short snippets of funny that you could quickly pull up and show to your friends. There wasn’t much available as far as content diversity, but this was 12 years ago. Youtube wasn’t even a thing, really. Sound and visuals, even simple visuals, together, accessible, and able to be created…

Oh, it’s Tombstone for the music. Apropos, I guess.

By the wonky weanus of wubba-lubba dub dub!

People who were not good enough to stay with the Vikings: Jared Allen, Percy Harvin, Chris Kluwe, fucking Brock fucking Lesnar.

I was really hoping the message would be, “The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay.”

Are you trying to guilt me into going to Classic Car Night in downtown North St. Paul this Friday just so I can appreciate the finer cars in life to make up for this bucket of imitation dick meat?

At least Lesnar didn’t put 69 thumbtacks into Orton’s body.

“America actually has been winning.”

How excited are you for Crystal Pepsi?

A note on Star Trek, while it’s being partially discussed:

Now I’m just imagining the gold medal match underway. Russia vs Iran. It’s a slobberknocker, Maggle, when all of a sudden, the American comes running to the ring, distracting the Russian fellow so the Iranian gets the pin! Hassan is the new champion! What a fantastic Wrestlemania moment! Ball game!

I feel like not including Gwen Stacy was a snap decision.

Needs more spycrab.

So, robot PTSD is a thing, huh.

So what you’re saying is that Ryan Lochte got robbed more than once this Olympics?