Smash Bros? Kinda? By every other fighting game’s standards, Bayonetta is pretty tame.

Allow me to do Magary’s job temporarily and remind everyone that Ortiz started in the majors playing for the Twins, but we released him, because the Twins wouldn’t know a good thing if it crapped right into our hotdish.

I was expecting something like: “Hey. Remember 1998?”

Dear Princess Celestia,

I’m torn between actually getting a Gyrados this way, or having Pikachu walking with me. Usefulness or adorableness. I just can’t decide!

Much like America’s opinion of soccer when it isn’t World Cup or Olympics season, that picture is ass.

360 noscope your expectation.

He’s been getting lessons on business from Vince McMahon.

I’ve made poor life choices.

Professor Oak has an Alolan form? Internet, we need you! Alolan Exeggutor/Professor Oak mashup, go!

So is Trump going to invade Canada for their vast oil reserves as well?

I’m a little disappointed that the Vikings hashtag isn’t #WellYouTried.

The Twins are not good this year.

Horses will be the glue that holds the game together.

Summon the Fiesta! It’s a shame when you have to pull a comic from the middle of a storyline. Nerf Now is usually the only one with continuity like this.

What, have you never been invited to the Clown Fiesta?

I’m here to chew ass and kick bubble gum.

Oh, it’s Tombstone for the music. Apropos, I guess.