He’s trying to collect all the Chaos Emeril.

That’s what you get when you cock up a jump like that.

Well, shit, it’s the Sonic Team problem. Remember all those crap Wii Sonic games that looked like some other game with Sonic rammed into it? Now it’s a Resident Evil game with MGS rammed into it.

OK, that’s it. This is finally the time where I stop waiting and believing that HL3 will happen. I’ve been waiting for almost 12 years, ever since HL2.

Breaking news: humans see genitalia in objects that are not genitalia.

Yeah, but 2 of the games are against the Packers, so we don’t count them. Also games against the Jaguars and the Cowboys are gimmes, so 12 games makes sense.

Damn, Anderson Cooper is looking good in the pool.

The center of the universe is Harambe.

It’s the Superman problem. If your main character is hella powerful, you either 1) Make villains that are stronger than them so they have to overcome the odds or 2) Make the hero weaker so they have to overcome the odds. Superman has a decent equilibrium between stronger enemies (Doomsday, Mongol, etc) and weaknesses…

I believe the score is technically Jason 1 - Mushrooms 2.

Did you know that the favorite tourist destination for Australians is the United Kingdom? It’s unavoidable, really. Criminals always return to the scene of the crime.

Flag does not contain hobbits or Mordor. 0/10.

I would share my favorite Metroid memories, but Adam hasn’t authorized it.

Man, it’s such a shame Jim Ross got drafted to the World Championships and Michael Cole got moved to the Olympics. Such a legacy for Ross.

Shoutout to the Toy Story 2 reference.

Tfw you realize that you don’t actually want to be a part of the Rio Olympics anymore, but you’re the one with the keys and you have to think fast.

My thoughts exactly. Hopefully, it comes back soon.

I wondered where that feature had gone to.

With the smaller image size, it looks like they got an offer from Coloradad, the Color Rad Dad.