Now I know how Street Fighter 5 players felt. You have my (far too late) sympathies.

GIT: gud? Only time will tell.

Well, time to avoid going on Reddit for a week.

Sigh.

We’re starting to hit the point where they haven’t got many new ideas. We might be nearing the end of Pokemon, people.

The other part of the problem (I think I analyzed it correctly) is that Pokemon did not get removed from the Nearby tab when they were no longer nearby, only when a new nearby Pokemon showed up and the 10th Pokemon got shunted off the list. Did that get fixed, or am I inventing a problem that never existed?

Excuse you, the Team Rocket handbook is very clear about which Pokemon you can and cannot use. Magikarp is expressly banned from use in our organization.

Is Spiderman: Prom followed up by Spiderman: Fooled You It’s The Angsty 3rd Movie Ha Ha.

Does this nerf affect the CP 10 Ratatta that I throw in gyms just to get my 10 gold because Team Rocket protocol demands it?

Did he spoil the location of Stephen Colbert’s planet? That’s the only one I care about.

That’s where it starts, Jerry. First you let this...what’s his name? Reaper? What kinda person has a name like Reaper? Anyways, you let this kid get a kill. It’s just one kill, you say. But then he gets another. And another. And before you know it, those kills are adding up and he’s running around in the streets…

His kingdom is Amalurching towards oblivion.

If you had Cyclops’s eye blasts without his unwritten adamantium neck, your neck would have to withstand something like 6000 newtons of force. That’s over 1300 pounds of force, aka a 1300 lb weight on your neck. Sideways. I don’t know about you, but that doesn’t sound pleasant.

To be fair, have you ever tried to kick in the door of an igloo?

That song doesn’t have the same kick without the Undertale to go with it, but damn, it’s trying.

You can’t spell Marvel Ultimate Alliance without “viral anal”.

Pirates, who have never concerned themselves with copyright law, continue to say “Aye aye” without remorse.

To be fair, there’s probably a Muk in there, and Muk is pretty strong.

So if Trump Jr. sticks his wiener where it doesn’t belong, Anthony will threaten to stick Weiner where it doesn’t belong either?

It’s possible that he wished to be the conductor of the poop train, but the conductor-ship was taken, so he just moved back in the train a bit.