I never thought the sentence “Hey, are you POOP96?” would be uttered by humans in my lifetime.

Portable console with bigger hardware, probably has a camera on it because everything does now...Pokemon Snap 2! Do it! Please!

Is it saying something that the Republicans were better behaved, and simply left the building if they didn’t like Trump?

Doe, a deer. A female deer.

“More on this after the dong” is what the newsman said to the high-class courtesan.

But did they find Amelia Earhart?

Working as intended.

Bastion gameplay makes me fall asleep too.

I called it 3 days ago in the “trolling gyms with Magikarp” post. Make America Splash Again.

People playing as themselves in video games is always entertaining. People decidedly not playing as themselves because they’re not very good is even better.

I miss X-Men Legends 2. It was the first game that I figured out how to break without guides, friends, or the internet. MUA 1/2 didn’t have the same OP feel, but they were still fun. I’ll probably have fun with them again.

Autumn for EVO 2017.

If you guys can track down Wonder Woman’s part in the Blackest Night massive crossover-fest, it’s another fantastic example of well-written, compassionate Wonder Woman. Capable of great feats of strength and violence, but always and only for the right reason.

I thought that Blue Beetle was a bad spin-off of the Red Lobster. Does Jamie come with delicious cheddar biscuits?

We really shouldn’t jump to conclusions. They create barriers to understanding at the start, and at the finish, the records are destroyed.

Right. NASA is a bunch of nerds. How hard can all that crap they do be? I mean, it’s not rocket science.

But how are we going to plug in the And Knuckles add-on to play as Knuckles?

So both candidates are making huge headlines, and they both picked the most white-bread, boring guys they could find to balance themselves out.

One wonders how Blizzard could make the buff any more obvious. Maybe by having Lucio be more of a punk, and possibly have Tracer do ballet.