Fuck, I’ve experienced nipples that seemed to stare back at me, but this is too much.

Get a Magikarp in the White House. Make America Splash Again.

C’mon, people. You can’t petition the White House to intervene in another country on behalf of a man arrested for being complicit in many, many violations of copyright. Yes, freedom of information is important, but currently, his actions are not condoned by the government, and asking the government for assistance is…

HL2 was groundbreaking in story-telling, physics, graphics, and fun. There were many linear game plots, but few where the gameplay reinforced the story. Sure, the physics puzzles look dated by today’s standards, but the Gravity Gun remains one of the most unique guns in gaming, as well as possibly the best single use…

Middle school? Man, I hammered out 13 pages about a dystopia in college, and that was barely scratching the surface. I’ll be honest, my plan was far more subtle than this. 1984 was shocking, but it’s pretty drastic. Trump? Pretty drastic. Clinton? Less drastic, but pretty brazen. Anyone actually planning a dystopia…

He was who we thought he was. Thanks for that amazing season at Minnesota, coach.

I mean, it’s not even accurate. He probably doesn’t even own any minorities.

It...might not be in the first image? Maybe they just pulled a cool-looking page from his notes.

Slide over, bro.

What, you don’t cheer for the Pistons? What kind of well-adjusted, normal human being are you, anyways?

Was that a shot of Injustice 2: Sweet Cartoon Mod Edition in there?

So the law has already cost them hundreds of millions. Losing the All-Star game will surely be a financial loss as well. If anything can make people more tolerant, it’s money.

I’m disappointed that the Superformula isn’t the one single math formula you need to know to pass Calc I.

Is guns the answer to getting banned from a forum? Man, I have a few old forums I need to get back into.

Who the fuck brings guns to Pokemon Worlds? Did they look at the 9-year-olds with the Pikachu backpacks and go, “Shit, those kids look tough. I know! I bet they’re not old enough to have guns! Looks like my superior buying power will win the day!”

Very sad. Such brainpower. Wow.

Cheers, love! The cavalry’s here!

Plug it into your 4k TV! Marvel at the 2 inch pixels! Wonder how we survived as a species before real-time lighting, bump maps, polygons, or Mode 7!

Ball game!