Get a Magikarp in the White House. Make America Splash Again.

C’mon, people. You can’t petition the White House to intervene in another country on behalf of a man arrested for being complicit in many, many violations of copyright. Yes, freedom of information is important, but currently, his actions are not condoned by the government, and asking the government for assistance is…

HL2 was groundbreaking in story-telling, physics, graphics, and fun. There were many linear game plots, but few where the gameplay reinforced the story. Sure, the physics puzzles look dated by today’s standards, but the Gravity Gun remains one of the most unique guns in gaming, as well as possibly the best single use…

He was who we thought he was. Thanks for that amazing season at Minnesota, coach.

I mean, it’s not even accurate. He probably doesn’t even own any minorities.

What, you don’t cheer for the Pistons? What kind of well-adjusted, normal human being are you, anyways?

So the law has already cost them hundreds of millions. Losing the All-Star game will surely be a financial loss as well. If anything can make people more tolerant, it’s money.

I’m disappointed that the Superformula isn’t the one single math formula you need to know to pass Calc I.

Is guns the answer to getting banned from a forum? Man, I have a few old forums I need to get back into.

Who the fuck brings guns to Pokemon Worlds? Did they look at the 9-year-olds with the Pikachu backpacks and go, “Shit, those kids look tough. I know! I bet they’re not old enough to have guns! Looks like my superior buying power will win the day!”

Very sad. Such brainpower. Wow.

Plug it into your 4k TV! Marvel at the 2 inch pixels! Wonder how we survived as a species before real-time lighting, bump maps, polygons, or Mode 7!

Ball game!

What, he didn’t follow up his 5-star performance of “Green Eggs and Ham” in the Senate with a rousing rendition of “Fox in Socks”? I mean, it’s the RNC. There’s bound to be some tweedle beetles fighting in a tweedle beetle battle. All we need is to get them some paddles, and a puddle in a bottle. Maybe some poodles…

This is some weak-sauce ARG shit. I still remember the radio update in Portal, where the solution was found by taking dozens of audio files from radios added to the game (the update for which was the only clue that a puzzle might be happening), converting them into images using WWII radio techniques, putting the…

Keeping this game alive after 25 years? This really is a link to the past.

Hey, you’ve never had to shift the boys around, then realize that you’re at the RNC and say eff it, I’m on too big a stage and can’t grab my junk, so you never notice that your fly is down.

I’m glad that old man Cena has found his place in the New Era: confused as fuck about all these youngsters and their catchphrases. One can only hope that some day, some way, John Cena will figure out how he is doing.

I dunno, festering ass is not very tasty. In fact, it...