OK, here’s what I want from the Actual Hype Reel God Dammit: I want to play as a non-human. Woo for humanity and all, but there’s a lot of creative space in the other bipedal races.

Pros of the Hype Reel: A car! On a planet! Maybe with halfway decent physics!

While he is going against NBA regulations with his suggestions, these are not necessarily “awful” tweets. Gilbert Gottfried getting fired as the Aflac duck for tweeting hilariously racist jokes after the Japan tsunami? Those were awful. Justine Sacco making a racist AIDS joke? That was awful. Magic Johnson using the…

I don’t get stars that often, so I take what I can get.

We did, on the power of both flying pie-cannon Fred and also the flying pirate ship we had.

Ur-nog is a man/woman of legend.

Aww, I missed the request post. Here we go.

My body is ready. I probably will need to go stock up on Mt. Dew, but I have ham sandwiches and pizza, so I won’t need to leave the house for three days. Bring on the hype.

Holy crap, Leeroy looks good.

No, it didn’t. However, after putting in a call to the BBB, the theater was fined 50 dkp for not knowing wtf to do.

I was going to go watch the movie with my friends, but my friend Leroy went to see it before we could, and it just ruined the whole experience.

In this particular play, James knocked Green over, which wasn’t necessarily bad. However, he then stepped over Green, which you can see at the end of the gif. He had to lift his leg pretty high to do so; it was not the most efficient way to move forward. That is a dick move.

Did you put a slice of bologna in the drive because it looked like it would fit? That’s a common mistake.

There is a single optometrist surgeon out there who is impatiently waiting for a chance to perform delicate eye surgery, and as his meticulous tools approach the patient’s eye, he will whisper, “Pass through the iris.”

It’s all we had. Have you ever been so desperate that you cracked one off for every one of the Great Fairy’s polygons?

So on the Batman Movie Spectrum, where is this movie?

This is just like the TF2 Heavy. I mean, he’s so OP. Big gun, big health pool. That must be why he is used so much on competitive teams.

Highlight of my costume wearing/observing career so far: My brother and I dressed up as the FlimFlam brothers from My Little Pony (this is an article about cosplay, no judging). My brother brought his guitar, and we had practiced their musical number from the show so we could perform at the con. That’s not the good…

Grass/Flying is pretty cool, but I’m afraid of the Curse of Snivy, who stayed just Grass and only learned 2 non-Grass/Normal moves by leveling. Serperior was also the tanky starter, which is par for Grass starters. Maybe everything is new now...