Many of the Fire starter pokemon evolve into Fire/Fighting types. It’s not a bad type combo, but many people are hoping that Game Freak does something goddamn different for once. So when the Fire starter starts getting swole af, it’s a bad sign.

I had this on my wishlist for a while. As with Audiosurf 1/2, Symphony, and Beat Hazard, I ran it through my patented Test of the Music Detection Algorithm, aka Honor Thy Father by Dream Theater. It said that it couldn’t detect a 4/4 rhythm, which is accurate, but it did accurately capture the odd tempo that Dream…

inb4 a giant battle over stations blows up a few and we have a new winner for Most Money Lost in an EVE Battle.

If Starcraft isn’t your thing or you want something to do while you wait for the Kickstarter to bring this game to completion, try their fun little side project The Scar and Toph Game. Two of the best Smash Bros Melee casters try their best to bring the hype!

I’m going to allow this. The Lions can have a lion, and the Packers can pack that shit in and let the Vikings roll for once.

Ever since Carter and Moss, we have been in constant search for another amazing receiver. I’ll be honest, we’re pretty bad at finding receivers, and when we do, we can’t keep ‘em. Kinda like an O-line that can protect Peterson.

OK, mold is a hard word, and I accept the use of “mode” pronounced with an accent.

Eff that guy. Left the Twins and won a series with the Sox. He can crumple into a ball whenever he wants.

I don’t know what I was expecting, but that’s what I got.

I’m still wary of the “using some form of time manipulation as a fancy ‘use’ button” gimmick from games like Singularity and (probably in a non-zero capacity) Quantum Break. But it appears to be a more central mechanic than it was in Singularity, and it doesn’t look like a straight-to-TV movie movie found a controller…

“Rivers of the grape kind”? They should be punished just for that.

They’d all have to be rotoscoped from photos of cosplayers, so it’s as close to the original style as possible.

Not a problem, dude. It’s hard to read a room over the internet.

I warned you about Homestuck, bro.

Really? That wasn’t my intention. There are many things that I choose to believe exist on the internet, but I have no desire to see for myself. Animes about hot garbagemen, Fed-Ex/Amazon slashfic, presidential dick pics, etc.

I categorize this under the large group of “I assume that it exists, and I am so confident, I am not going to Google it to make sure.”

Being an artist is a shit job. You either get lucky and find someone willing to pay you up front, or you produce work on your own dime and time, and hope that someone likes it.

Now, I didn’t put faith in this factoid when I heard it, mostly because I couldn’t back it up, but I think the person who told me that she was working as a prostitute on the side may have been incorrect.

These truly are the faces of evil. You’ve got to be kidding.