There is a single optometrist surgeon out there who is impatiently waiting for a chance to perform delicate eye surgery, and as his meticulous tools approach the patient’s eye, he will whisper, “Pass through the iris.”

It’s all we had. Have you ever been so desperate that you cracked one off for every one of the Great Fairy’s polygons?

I don’t know what to be angrier about, that the lady attempted murder, or that for a portion of the film, the Asian male lead was played by a non-Asian man.

So on the Batman Movie Spectrum, where is this movie?

This is just like the TF2 Heavy. I mean, he’s so OP. Big gun, big health pool. That must be why he is used so much on competitive teams.

Highlight of my costume wearing/observing career so far: My brother and I dressed up as the FlimFlam brothers from My Little Pony (this is an article about cosplay, no judging). My brother brought his guitar, and we had practiced their musical number from the show so we could perform at the con. That’s not the good…

Grass/Flying is pretty cool, but I’m afraid of the Curse of Snivy, who stayed just Grass and only learned 2 non-Grass/Normal moves by leveling. Serperior was also the tanky starter, which is par for Grass starters. Maybe everything is new now...

Many of the Fire starter pokemon evolve into Fire/Fighting types. It’s not a bad type combo, but many people are hoping that Game Freak does something goddamn different for once. So when the Fire starter starts getting swole af, it’s a bad sign.

I had this on my wishlist for a while. As with Audiosurf 1/2, Symphony, and Beat Hazard, I ran it through my patented Test of the Music Detection Algorithm, aka Honor Thy Father by Dream Theater. It said that it couldn’t detect a 4/4 rhythm, which is accurate, but it did accurately capture the odd tempo that Dream…

inb4 a giant battle over stations blows up a few and we have a new winner for Most Money Lost in an EVE Battle.

If Starcraft isn’t your thing or you want something to do while you wait for the Kickstarter to bring this game to completion, try their fun little side project The Scar and Toph Game. Two of the best Smash Bros Melee casters try their best to bring the hype!

I’m going to allow this. The Lions can have a lion, and the Packers can pack that shit in and let the Vikings roll for once.

Ever since Carter and Moss, we have been in constant search for another amazing receiver. I’ll be honest, we’re pretty bad at finding receivers, and when we do, we can’t keep ‘em. Kinda like an O-line that can protect Peterson.

OK, mold is a hard word, and I accept the use of “mode” pronounced with an accent.

Eff that guy. Left the Twins and won a series with the Sox. He can crumple into a ball whenever he wants.

I don’t know what I was expecting, but that’s what I got.

I’m still wary of the “using some form of time manipulation as a fancy ‘use’ button” gimmick from games like Singularity and (probably in a non-zero capacity) Quantum Break. But it appears to be a more central mechanic than it was in Singularity, and it doesn’t look like a straight-to-TV movie movie found a controller…