EVE Online. The game where space battles can have tens of thousands of dollars in real losses, where a member of the US State department (RIP VileRat) can spend a year organizing the greatest betrayal in video games, where a real-world counsel of players and devs meets to steer the course of the game, where Dark Horse…

Is that a Zelda from Wind Waker cosplay?

DOTA 2: Mass Dagons

Fuck you, I needed those feels for later.

You know, I read the headline as “NBA players furious over deal gone wrong,” and I was super confused. Why would 2K give NBA players a special prize when their Twitter account gets followed?

Wait, is that how it works? Man, I’ve been doing it wrong for years!

But how do you press Down+B to capture better?

Well, at least part of Fox News. Not even Donald Trump can make me appreciate Bill O’Reilly.

I mean, his season is done. I’d be just as out of fucks to give as he is.

It’s easier than getting better at making games, that’s for sure.

So, is this the Jason films and Super Mario escalation? Start on Earth, upgrade to exploring space?

Sounds like you just need more subscribers to your Let’s Shower Youtube channel.

Yep, Curry is ruining the game of basketball. No one has done this before. I mean, it’s not like Reggie Miller was so disrespectful and showboat-y during the playoffs that his antics and those of Spike Lee made front page news.

Yeah. We wouldn’t want anything like that in other card game lore.

The thumbnail lied to me. It lied to all of us.

I’m no longer surprised anymore.

(Read in the voice of Morgan Freeman or David Attenborough.)

Nah, we just grow ‘em bigger up here.

But we can’t have four, because then he would have one on each limb, and Bayonetta kinda did that with guns. Gotta keep innovating.

Woah, hold on there, man. I mean, it’ll probably have a hookshot, but I won’t be satisfied unless it has two hookshots.