Well, if there’s no fans in the seats, it’s probably not a Lynx game.

As most chase scenes are. Otherwise, the lesser participant would just turn on him. But the chase was supposed to end, like, 15 seconds into the video.

WoW isn’t as “flashy” as other MMOs. It’s like explaining why good football plays are good to people that aren’t invested in football. There’s a level of metagaming and skill involved that we have to accept is present.

You misspelled Drumpf.

Imagine that you and your friend are at one of those restaurants that has some crazy eating challenge. Like, a 12 pound pizza. Now, you and your friend have been training. You’ve been eating big food for months, years even. Your tactics are ready to go. You get to the pizza. You start eating it.

Because Kaepernick will cause less drama than Manziel.

Guys, I don’t see what the big deal is. It’s just a little corporate sponsorship from places like GameStop, your number 1 location for pre-ordering games. I always pre-order my games there, because they have great service and knowledgeable employees. Pre-order at GameStop today!

You misundertand me. You are assuming that I didn’t enjoy it. I did enjoy it. I would have enjoyed it a little more if there wasn’t so much time-wasting spent going back and forth to find all the puzzles.

What, no love for the PSP squirrels? I still want a hit of whatever they were on.

Well, butts. If I decide to be one of those crazy completionist people, at least it’ll be at a brisk jog.

Now don’t all spit-take at once, but...

That takes the boat’s speed up to “stroll” rather than “walk”.

Your Fire Joe Morgan is showing again.

This is Fez all over again, but with more pen-and-paper puzzles, and much slower because the game world is huge and there’s no fast travel. Yes, there is travel, but I dare you to describe it as “fast.”

The Hypoglycemic Rhyme Chamber?

Welcome to the future, when the common practice for product purchase can be “don’t expect the product to actually be finished.”

Wait, is this the same ass-hat that was instrumental in overturning the law in Brazil banning alcohol sales in stadiums due to, frankly, lots of fans getting hurt?

In that they have been sprinkled with oregano and paprika to better conform to the bear’s refined palette, yes.

I have recently had to move a refrigerator, and also some color TVs. Although I didn’t have to install the microwave oven. That was done by the guys doing the custom kitchen delivery.

“I see now that the circumstances of one’s birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.”