I haven’t messed around with commands yet. Didn’t need them in Skyrim, and I haven’t needed them yet here.

The dialogue options on PC with keyboard/mouse are an extra step weirder, because they use the arrow keys, not WASD. So you have to move one of your hands to a different spot on the keyboard, sometimes for a single button press. It’s a small thing, but it’s not like your character is walking around while dialogue-ing,…

I always got a Dolores Umbridge vibe from Jerry Jones. You might be onto something.

OK, now I’m just imagining equating press conference participation with domestic abuse, which is an odd and slippery slope. Especially when you imagine Marshawn Lynch’s famous line: “I’m just here so I don’t get fined.”

Hey, that’s not how we sort out our NFL priorities, buster. We listen to dicks all the time, especially during the pre-game show.

His playcalling is so deep, it’s got layers!

You are ascribing a certain level of planning ahead to Anonymous, I feel. My theory was that, if they are successful, they will be waging Internet War on people who wage Actual War. It’s probably in their best interests to not be successful.

Let’s run down the top 5, shall we?

I knew it! My momma warned me that I could catch communism.

No, it would have to be Nick Foles.

Geez, I feel old now. Why not just show us some Hamster Dance while you’re at it?

Dibs on Frank Sinatra.

Props to the gigantic team behind Turbulance. It’s a little rough around the edges at times, but the scope is big enough to forgive a few flaws, and with the magnitude of the project, their ability to keep a consistent feel to the project is amazing.

A well-crafted Mario Stage, in Mario Maker? Stop the presses!

I keep getting him confused with Joel McHale, mostly because the Rockets are playing like a community college team.

CSI: Miami.

I just learned the word “synecdoche” a few days ago. From Pronunciation Manual. Can anyone confirm that it is pronounced “syna-kida-dody-chody”?

Merlin the Wizard, meanwhile, is finally happy that he gets to see the “original” Memento, 15 years before Nolan came along and re-made it into a masterpiece.

OK, I don’t claim to be an expert on vibrators or anything else, but are there really vibrators that you plug into your computer? For, like, firmware updates? Or was it Wi-Fi ready, or possible Bluetooth enabled, so you could send real-time updates? Wait, I got it: “push” notifications.

Finally, an ARG worthy of I Love Bees and Potato Fools Day. Bravo, McMillen.