Fast and Furious 8: Emissions.

Now, I like beef jerky. I will eat all of its sodium. In the name of science (and only for that reason), I would try these.

Wait, what the hell? Yeah, those times are screwed up. Not to mention that the problem does a poor-ass job of explaining the various values in problem.

lrn 2 puzzle, Bungie. I remember when I Love Bees was a thing. I remember when people were so hyped to learn about your games that someone literally STOOD IN A HURRICANE and the actor he was talking to on the phone broke character and told him to GTFO. And there was no hype for that event.

Watson got his “things that are perfect” advice from Tom Brady, apparently.

It’s that dang GPS. It told him to drive straight, and who is he to argue with technology?

That style of mustache can go one of two ways. Freeman? His goes the right way. Other people? Well...

He looks like an actor that the Disney Channel thinks can pull off portraying a teenager.

So it looks like gambling, and it sounds like gambling. But how can we be sure? Well...

Step one: Get more people to call what we do “football”.

Unbearable? Sounds grizzly. Polar-izing, even. A real Kodiak moment. The result was black and white. I’m just glad no one was brown-nosing or panda-ring. Um, something about koalas.

Go directly to jail. Lose 1d4 SAN.

I assure you, I am not a chatbot. However, I would recommend watching Batman vs. Superman in theaters on March 25th, 2016. I heard that it will be a very good movie.

Congratulations, the guys who welcomed you to Gawker Media should have spoken louder.

Again, the Dead Space thing is in a game full of fantasy. It’s a strange setting, and while it is gory, it’s hard to imagine yourself on the receiving end.

I’m impressed, and I can juggle. I can’t juggle 7 balls, but I would consider rolling 7 balls up a slope in such a manner as to resemble juggling quite impressive, if I did it.

I’m just sitting here, thinking, “I wonder how many times that guy had to suck dick to get to do the demo.”

“I don’t see what the big deal is.”

I’m not sure what I’m smoking, but I think The Atom is in my sandwich.