Yes, that’s a bit weird. And Dead Space is a bit weird.

Jet fuel can’t melt Kennedy’s winning smile.

I’m working on a Sci-Fi story (not a Star Wars story), and things like this are important because Sci-Fi has weird rules, and keeping the weird rules consistent is what makes the universe make sense. Remember when Star Trek didn’t have a well-defined rule for what the different Warp Speeds meant, and then Next…

Chiefs Route Running Axioms

Why did I have to attend college in a time when cell phone videos were nonexistent? Why isn’t there footage of my cafeteria when:

Notes about things:

I’ll have you know that the FUBAR are a proud people, with long standing tradition of honor and courage. I’m proud to be associated with FUBAR, and you should to. Why, even...

sit on my *beach

It’s just nice to be noticed for something in sports other than child abuse up here in the frozen tundra.

Ooo! What else can I Nostradamus into reality? A web browser that runs well and doesn’t consume RAM like a Sarlaac pit? Government that cares more about governing than petty power and partisan shit? 3D printers so good that you can download a car, like the piracy ads expect you to?

Are net crabs just crabs that weren’t caught in a trap, but instead were caught in a net, as the good Lord intended?

ASSEMBLE THE ENORMOUS CATAPULT!

So, is the next logical step Gabe Newell, Morhaime, Shear, Riot Games CEO Brandon Beck, and...I dunno, one of the dudes who runs Smite, all playing the 4 MOBAs they make against some pros? I’d watch those 4 matches. Well, 3 of them.

First, that robot looks like it has a weird ball sack for legs.

...proceed.

At least Legos have uses other than as a video game character. And I really want Portal Legos.

Ew, sticky dicky.

That’s a load of crepe.

Who told you?!