I continue in my assertion that there is a GIF for everything.

That man is a hero.

I think that this man doesn’t understand how American football works.

I’m concerned. Is the TV show just him being famous in public and trying to get people to recognize him?

In case anyone was wondering, he wasn’t straight perma-banned. He was temporarily banned. Likely for a week.

See, I want to say that this is the greatest DBZ animation in the world, but I know that it’s not; it’s just a tribute.

I try not to make up stuff when talking to customers. I do IT work now, and when I tell people that their new password has to contain a capital letter, a lowercase letter, a number, a special character, a haiku, the poop emoji, and your favorite smell, you would be surprised how many people take me seriously.

The last time I remember being asked if I worked somewhere, I was in my work uniform, but at the wrong store (Wal-mart, as it were). This particular day sticks in my mind because I wasn’t asked if I worked there right away. In fact, of the THREE DIFFERENT CUSTOMERS that just asked me a question as if I was an…

OK. I think I’ve figured it out.

Just hurry up. Ghandi and his nukes are coming to achieve diplomatic victory.

See, I hear this song, and all I can think is, “This sounds a hell of a lot like Icky Vicky from Fairly Odd Parents.”

Is it one of those 7 meter body pillows? Jesus is my snake waifu?

I am reminded of the story of the man caught in a flood. He sits on his roof, praying. A boat comes by, and offers him a ride. He says, “No, God will provide.” A helicopter descends, and offers him a ride. He says, “No, God will provide.” He dies, and at Heaven’s Gate, he asks St. Peter, “But I thought God would…

That is a serious offense, you know. Their protractors cut deep, and the yardsticks rain down in fury.

Pop isn’t soda? Perhaps we need to step outside and discuss our differences.

C3PO as Ultron?

Ok, this is neat, and I will buy one. But how do we make Twitch play it?

You know who else didn’t look at the villages he was condemning to death? Hitler!

I still play this song everytime Fly Away shows up on my iPod. It’s a compulsion.