As long as it’s not a pachinko machine.

Already have Beach Party Leona. Fighting with a beach umbrella and surfboard is the only way to fight.

We’ve got loud, excited announcers for other eSports. DOTA 2 and LoL casters are so hype, even my mom can understand the excitement. Let’s get them to get good and loud about this game.

We must acquire maximum speed. Someone get a hold of those nerds that got Yi up to 1500 move speed.

Cue MGS4 cutscene quality dialogue.

And this means that I have to remind everyone that the song Bears by Nekrogoblikon exists, is very loud, is difficult to understand, and should have been written about Tibbers.

At least there is multiplayer value to it. *cough cough Dead Space 3 unconvincing cough*

Nintendo has to be a good parent, because all the parents that just bought a Wii U, plopped their kids in front of the TV, then left to go hang out at the spa/bar with their friends? They are not good parents. Nintendo is being responsible.

I have been the Best Buy employee enough to know two things as absolute truth about customers:

I have tried Minnesota Nice (authentic because of my lineage) to angry Canadiens, the hardest people to anger, and it doesn’t always work.

Oh, drive-thru assholes who order things not on the menu. I honestly don’t know what’s worse, people who order unavailable product and insist it exists, or people who order unavailable product, know it doesn’t exist, but act like entitled shits because it’s the only way they know how to be funny.

Of course, this Playboy business would come from a video where the game plays with itself.

“Otakon, what is that thing?”

You think this is bad? The Magic Online client (which is mostly poop soup, but whatever) has a “game time limit” because you can do actions on other players turns, but not a “turn time limit”. So, by default, you get 20 or so minutes per game to play (this is variable). If a player doesn’t connect or wants to troll,…

Meowth, that’s right, Mikel. Your wife, she will being receiving my payday.

They would probably not make another Witcher game after this one, with numbers like that. One could say that it would be the last game of this fantastical genre. The final fantasy, if you will.

Reminded me of this. 3-map Portal 2 puzzle, complete with custom well-done voice acting.

Step 1: Acquire dem tatas.

Flywrench is playable in Super Meat Boy, so the comparison is fair. He’s also, according to interviews, the “secret champion character” in SMB, as in, he’s super hard to control, but if you can do it, you can do amazing tricks.

Better than a -6 million dollar misclick.