Seriously, locking multiplayer behind a paywall can work. However, companies should be 1) upfront about it, and 2) charge less for the game. That way, the consumer pays the same amount of money, but the developer gets more of the money per disc. Konami, as per previous experiences, is going about this like their dunce…

I was clocking in as a guy

Indeed, anime also makes me Squee. In that in brings me back from the dead at the beginning of the turn.

To win in biking does not take money, nor does it take fame.

No Squirrel Girl? Mahvel plz.

Phew. Now I don’t have to buy an Xbox One just so I can listen to the sweet-ass theme music. Probably the only “modern” video game music that is on my iPod.

A level where goombas are your worst enemies? Nah, I think those are mushrooms.

I feel bad that I had to look up what bofa meant. I am not worthy to be on the internet.

Shit, now I need to buy a Vita. Where the hell am I going to find a Vita?

Or with the original sound removed and a professional sound mixer adding in proper gun sounds.

The lack of painstakingly accurate subtitles for that part made me sad. I really wanted to know that someone out there had to listen to all the gun noises and determine what noises they were.

Late addition: Milkshakes in a bag is for people without appropriate sized cupholders who aren’t going to eat it in their car. It’s not a common request, but it does make sense. Doesn’t make it any less weird, and she should be asking nicely WHEN SHE ORDERS for a bag.

Don’t forget about these cards, which aren’t from TGT but are still the best cards ever. Remember, when in doubt, ALL minions.

It’s the standard excuse: if you have to draw people, you might as well make them attractive.

I posit that players still don't understand the maps, as evidenced by so many people laming while the enemy gets all the plants. Heck, this has happened vs bots.

EG’s win was worth an ESPN Sportscenter mention. Apparently, TI5 had the second-largest prize pool of a sporting event in 2015 so far, trailing the World Series of Poker. The sports people failed to add any analysis to the shown clips, but they did leave in the shout caster commentary, which meant that ESPN officially…

But the director of the 2nd Silent Hill movie didn’t have a good movie under his belt. Also, we’ve never had a movie based on a video game where the movie had an insanely higher budget than the game. Maybe that’s the secret?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Now I really have to reacquire a PS3 or get a PS4. I kept telling myself that I didn’t need to play Journey anymore.