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He’s like Bo Jackson from Tecmo Bowl!

I can only imagine a player going mercenary just to troll the other faction, only to find out that his entire crew is mercenaries, and then they all live happily ever after.

She definitely has the fighting skill to be the best, and she backs it up with solid confident talk, as opposed to Mayweather, who is skilled but hasn’t mastered the art of talking properly (or not beating women). It’s like the difference between Terrell Owens and J.J. Watt. Both are skilled; there is no denying it.

Killcelent. Killsome. Super-Kill-afragilisticexpialidocious.

Those balls are now deflated.

Aww, jeez. I really tried to like this game. It seemed like a really cool concept, and when Kotaku showed a preview a while ago, it looked awesome. But now...now I have to agree with this review: it’s just a little bland. Of course, when you try and give the player insane levels of customization of all the NPCs and

With a ram.

Magic: the Gathering managed to pull it off, albeit with less “ALL minions.”

All I know is that I went home that night and watched the election results wondering how many napkins Barack Obama would require for his small black coffee.

Feels like I’m wearing...heavy-ass armor.

Rules 1 and 2 are a reference, and therefore immune to criticism. Rules 22 and 23 are straight-up about copypasta.

We need redundancy. See rules 22 and 23.

Man, you’re really stretching that joke too far...quaad.

Sounds like a shorter (and probably more focused) version of Fable 3, the game where you work really hard to be king and then, just when you think the credits should be rolling, the game goes, “Good job achieving king-hood. Here’s some giant king problems for you to deal with.”

Can’t, I play EDH.

No, you just said that it’s sad that people put so much effort into not getting better at the game, and they don’t deserve to complete it. Guess I was thrown off. My bad.

Sounds like you need more examples.

I play Magic: the Gathering, and I don’t think I can support two crack habits.

Meanwhile, Cavaliers fans are desperately trying to convince Clippers fans that, no, OURS is the offseason of sadness.

I feel like it’s the game trying to create a focused character without realizing how it could be perceived. Honestly, I don’t think that they have homophobia on the brain. It’s more likely that they decided the character should have something that holds them back that the protaganist can help them with, so the NPC