Kinda disappointed that he doesn’t have a Proper British Roar like Gentleman Cho’gath does.

I’ve owned worse brakes. At one point, two of my brake rotors had literally rusted and worn down so badly that the entire part that the pads gripped was:

Been on my wishlist ever since I beat Spacechem. Just waiting for a good Steam Sale.

Oh snap, a game with 4 successful (3 on PC grumble grumble) titles leaves itself open to make more. They don’t have the luxury that Mass Effect did, able to take an existing universe and just swap main characters. After all Arkham Something games, no one would accept a game starring Robin, no matter how cool it could…

As always, Zoidberg with the correct response.

4 out of 5 dentists recommend that the Terminator rip the teeth out of that 5th dentist.

Whereas before, we were subjected to tkBreezy and D1’s idea for solving problems IRL:

Then hack the GameBoy to run Twitch chat. We have to beat TASBot, or Skynet will begin.

Play Trackmania Nations, the free gravity-defying online racing game. Suddenly, that race will seem woefully inadequite.

What’s worse, stepping on a Lego, or stepping on a Zergling?

I don’t want to hear what their wives have to say.

The personal matter was “participating in the gigantic pride week party,” which is fair and OK.

Among our weapons are fear and surprise. Well, fear, surprise, and our devotion to being pedantic about our allergy to crunchy. Let me start over.

Noone expects the Spanish monogrammed thermos! Their weapon is surprise!

And when he finishes that letter, the Deadspin headline will be “Oh Christ, Not This Shit Again”.

For your tea emergencies, always remember to carry a thermos of tea. To make sure your thermos does not get confused with others during said emergencies, I recommend getting your thermos monogrammed.

If you try and shoot Vallory, she still rocket-launchers your face off.

They both have to worry about the Bing car, though.

Eh...Journey had a very tight story based upon semi-linear repeatable gameplay. Sure, they both look pretty, but Journey lived and died on its story, and No Man’s Sky story is more subtle and is mostly about exploration.

Luckily, the LGBT community has been patient and kind. How about you and your love?