Feels like I’m wearing...heavy-ass armor.

Because they don’t want to be a part of another learning opportunity, where Kevin Costner sacrifices himself to The Storm God so Clark can learn a lesson about being a pussy.

Hello, me?

Rules 1 and 2 are a reference, and therefore immune to criticism. Rules 22 and 23 are straight-up about copypasta.

We need redundancy. See rules 22 and 23.

Man, you’re really stretching that joke too far...quaad.

Just Marvel? Aww, I was looking forward to the Nina Dowd nude spread.

Sounds like a shorter (and probably more focused) version of Fable 3, the game where you work really hard to be king and then, just when you think the credits should be rolling, the game goes, “Good job achieving king-hood. Here’s some giant king problems for you to deal with.”

Can’t, I play EDH.

No, you just said that it’s sad that people put so much effort into not getting better at the game, and they don’t deserve to complete it. Guess I was thrown off. My bad.

Sounds like you need more examples.

I play Magic: the Gathering, and I don’t think I can support two crack habits.

Meanwhile, Cavaliers fans are desperately trying to convince Clippers fans that, no, OURS is the offseason of sadness.

I feel like it’s the game trying to create a focused character without realizing how it could be perceived. Honestly, I don’t think that they have homophobia on the brain. It’s more likely that they decided the character should have something that holds them back that the protaganist can help them with, so the NPC…

Kinda disappointed that he doesn’t have a Proper British Roar like Gentleman Cho’gath does.

I’ve owned worse brakes. At one point, two of my brake rotors had literally rusted and worn down so badly that the entire part that the pads gripped was:

Been on my wishlist ever since I beat Spacechem. Just waiting for a good Steam Sale.

Oh snap, a game with 4 successful (3 on PC grumble grumble) titles leaves itself open to make more. They don’t have the luxury that Mass Effect did, able to take an existing universe and just swap main characters. After all Arkham Something games, no one would accept a game starring Robin, no matter how cool it could…

As always, Zoidberg with the correct response.

4 out of 5 dentists recommend that the Terminator rip the teeth out of that 5th dentist.