Whereas before, we were subjected to tkBreezy and D1’s idea for solving problems IRL:

Then hack the GameBoy to run Twitch chat. We have to beat TASBot, or Skynet will begin.

Play Trackmania Nations, the free gravity-defying online racing game. Suddenly, that race will seem woefully inadequite.

What’s worse, stepping on a Lego, or stepping on a Zergling?

I don’t want to hear what their wives have to say.

I don’t think that I have the $500+ to spare to buy one of those on eBay.

The personal matter was “participating in the gigantic pride week party,” which is fair and OK.

Among our weapons are fear and surprise. Well, fear, surprise, and our devotion to being pedantic about our allergy to crunchy. Let me start over.

Noone expects the Spanish monogrammed thermos! Their weapon is surprise!

And when he finishes that letter, the Deadspin headline will be “Oh Christ, Not This Shit Again”.

For your tea emergencies, always remember to carry a thermos of tea. To make sure your thermos does not get confused with others during said emergencies, I recommend getting your thermos monogrammed.

I’ve only had one food that made my arteries clog in real time, and it was...well, I’ll tell you the recipe.

If you try and shoot Vallory, she still rocket-launchers your face off.

They both have to worry about the Bing car, though.

Eh...Journey had a very tight story based upon semi-linear repeatable gameplay. Sure, they both look pretty, but Journey lived and died on its story, and No Man’s Sky story is more subtle and is mostly about exploration.

Luckily, the LGBT community has been patient and kind. How about you and your love?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this noise straight to Nopesville on the Not Gonna Happen Express.

I never played FF7 myself. However, I did watch Advent Children, then imagined the video game that Square Enix thought was so amazing that they would put that much effort into another movie after their first was a pretty big failure (Spirits Within).

I’ll let you know when it is released for PC later this year. I expect about as much as Dead Rising 3 and GTA 5.

omg why isn’t there another Metroid game yet? Other M and Federation Force don’t count.