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I...I have some intense Incognito Googling to do.

Due to all these new vacancies, I hereby agree to play for the 76ers, on three conditions.

John Oliver loves bringing up the best, uncomfortable topics. And the response he gets is always what you expect: 10-15% people actually discussing it and making informed decisions, and the rest making fart noises with their mouths. He just happened to pick a topic that the douche canoes really, REALLY like making

You cannot ignore his tunnel snake.

Just...fuck, I don’t know. The fuck kind of world are we living in? How the hell do we ever expect to accomplish great things if we can’t handle different skin tones? Geez. Stop the planet; I want to get off.

The Youtube comments are hilarious. The most upvoted comments are from people who do not agree with Anita Sarkessian, who was one of several examples he used; in fact, her sound byte was probably the shortest. And yet there are thousands of people that disagree with Oliver’s message just because he used Anita as an

“Something inconspicuous!”

And then there’s Jinx.

It’s you! The hero of Kvatch!

I knew it. For years, his movies have gone uncriticized, but now it is finally time for us to take Madam Panhandler to task.

He ruined something beautiful by hitting someone. Just like Chris Brown.

I’m...not sure I follow that last sentence. Anywho, the show was aimed specifically at the PC gamers that are super hyped about PC games, just like EA announcing more sports games is aimed at sports games fans and not, say, me, who thinks that they should bring back Blitz god dammit.

The balk and the walk off dunderhead play are both coveted spaces on the Umpire Bingo Board.

Just like a few years ago, he’s just letting his shaft fly all over the place, like he doesn’t care what it lands in, damn the consequences.

I know, right?

Who watches the watchful guardians?

Wait. Hold on.

Musta missed it. Yay.

You win this time, Gadget. This marks the first time in the history of the Internet that a person generalized a group of people based on their experiences and wasn’t entirely correct. Your certificate of accomplishment will take 6-8 weeks to arrive.