They’re being installed on December 6th.

I hope that there’s a feature where the creator of the level has to beat their level before it goes online, because nothing would make 100 Mario Challenge horrible like an unbeatable level.

I’ve been there. Watching the Timberwolves for, what, 7 seasons in a row of making the playoffs, thinking, “This will be the year!” and watching them lose in the first round, followed by that magical season where we made it aaaaaaaaaaaal the way to the conference finals, lost, and then never went back because KG was…

After the 1998 Playoffs, everything the Vikings do seems like an improvement.

Vikings fan checking in. Weathered the Loveboat incident and Adrian Peterson smacking his kid. And you know what? The Vikings screwed up. And I’m fine with that. I wish they hadn’t, but you don’t have to get butthurt about it. Stay classy, St. Louis.

I didn’t want to speak for everyone. Thanks for placing me on that pedastal you knocked me off of.

Sold out again.

Sold out again.

Sounds like someone isn’t a PC gamer.

Whether there should have been a show or not, their show was well presented, provided good info, didn’t over-hype their own product (looking at you, Ubisoft), and didn’t feel like a first-time presentation (moving gaze to Square Enix). Yes, they could have dropped half the Fallout info on Microsoft and half on Sony,…

They gave us gameplay from multiple games, HotS reveals, No Mans Sky for PC, and sick hardware. That’s on par with the interesting things that EA showed off.

You can grump about the PC show being full of information and not so much hype, but if you think about it, it’s exactly what PC gaming is at heart. Console gamers are used to instant gratification. What they see is what they get right away. But PC gamers? We have to update the graphics card, double-check the drivers,…

I believe that you must now make like a tree, and get outta here.

Truth. Bethesda had a better first show than PC did, though.

Tune in next week for the McDonalds Grand Sit on your Ass on the Couch. I plan on medalling in the 0m Sit.

Thank you. America salutes your service.

This is fine.

I have travelled back in time to tell you to keep your hopes up.

Too true. 2011 was the beginning of the end. At least Hololens looks pretty neat.

Clearly, Bethesda was paying attention to every Ubisoft E3 press conference, because they were the antithesis of Ubisoft’s usual showing, this year being no exception. Bethesda showed off cool games and cool features. They didn’t have to tell us that these things were cool; we, the viewers, knew that they were cool.

Totilo wins E3 for the “Darthstone” pun.