Or the opportunity to help develop Godus.

Paul George did it better.

Teemo is a troll character, and your enemies get mad when you pick him because they will die and they won’t know why.

But what if I want you to track my IP address, so that I can receive proper recognition for my hilarious dick jokes? I worked long and hard on those innuendos. How dare you shaft me like this?

Not referring to sports things by their name? Where have we heard this before?

Very few men brought such a level of character to every role they played. For decades, the name Christopher Lee was synonymous with incredible performance. Even in his later films, especially Lord of the Rings, he continued to provide the world with the best Saruman we could have hoped for (and that Tolkien could have…

Oh, it’s not just LoL that has this problem. JaeDong and Dr. Peepee are some of my favorites. (Starcraft and Smash Bros, respectively.)

Why does football need commentators? I mean, I know how football works, so I don’t need anyone telling me what is going on.

And that’s why different games have different reward systems. LoL has less rewards, but is more lenient with awarding them. HotS has more rewards, but has more restrictions. DOTA 2 has random item drops because all their heroes are free.

That’s fair. I also have pretty much every champ I ever would want to play unlocked in LoL already. And for players who have already invested the time in LoL, I wouldn’t expect them to change.

You get 5 (up to 7) champs per week in HotS out of a pool of 37. LoL gives you 10 champs per week in a pool of 125. HotS gives you a much better percentage of the available pool.

(The tl;dr is that HotS is good because it’s less complicated and time consuming as LoL and DOTA 2. Read on if ye be needin’ some specifics.)

Also breaking news: Josh Duggar has started working on reforming his child care service.

Class-based shooter, eh? Time for the inevitable comparisons to Team Fortress 2 (take a shot).

I pirated this game, and I feel like I overpaid, just like Duke Nukem Forever.

Skyrim with guns, which was just Fallout 3 with swords. So this is Fallout 3 with swords with guns.

Bizarro Flame and Amsa. There are many incredible Smash Bros Melee players, and Biz and Amsa aren’t necessarily #1 in the world. But these two play uncommon characters with uncommon skill and a near-unparalleled amount of style. GRSmash’s compilations of their top plays is a magical journey through the power of…

They do know that the roof of the Metrodome has collapsed for realsies on at least one occasion? Recently? When it snowed so much it tore a hole in the roof?

My mom decided, for a different supper, she would make sweet and sour chicken (we’re from the Midwest, so anything other than meat and potatoes or hotdish is a different supper). Anyway, she ends up making about 5 pounds of it, enough for the 6 of us and more for leftovers. I’m the first to take a bite and I…

The Stanley Parable one is “achievable”. The method for doing so is convoluted, and during the first few days after the game’s release, the developers changed the requirements for the achievement every few hours, so gamers who thought they had cracked it suddenly found themselves unable to replicate it.