Motherfucker. I got gifted this game a few years ago from a roommate. I tried it, went “meh”, and left it alone. My roommate is a goddamn asshole.

This video is actually easier to stomach than some of the in-flight communication. I had a lady tell a section of the plane to get off the plane because they were sports fans of an opposing team. She expected a laugh. She didn’t get it. The awkward silence inside a flying death tube is amazing.

When I play LoL, I rarely play against other people, because as you mentioned, losing feels awful, and I’m in it for the fun. The least amount of fun I’m willing to put up with in my gaming is getting blue-shelled at the finish line in Mario Kart. That’s a horrible feeling that will stick with you for weeks.

Not to be outdone, Sony has hired Alan Kratos, and while Microsoft has not announced the first name of their new hire, they have said that he goes by Mister Chief.

Like I said, every once in while it’s really cool. The rest of the time, it sucks.

Florida Man is getting around.

If you want to see what happens when players are in charge of an MMO, go check out EVE Online. Sure, there’s some events that are handled by the devs, but the territory control of everything is player controlled, as is the economy. Imagine if Orgrimmar could be conquered by the Alliance. Now imagine that there is no…

And their coach will die of a herniated larynx from trying to say their names.

Honestly, I feel like Rylghiostiz Krygzyrgyshysvylgis will have a bigger impact. Banking all of your hopes on Zbndnvditz is career suicide.

FUCKING FINALLY!

Where’s the massive off-road ambulance for sick humans? #humanlivesmatter

Let’s have a nice golf clap for this kid. The worst he can get is 6 months of “vacation”, and his parents have to foot the bill.

Hmmm. Hang out with my relatives from out of town, one of which works at Riot Games, or try out for the Nintendo World Championship, or go to a sci-fi convention? Man, that’s gonna be a busy weekend for being a nerd.

Tune in next week when Deadspin covers cricket.

I like that analogy. Gonna take it.

OK, that car isn’t nearly Joker enough.

I remember a Christian kid’s radio show from my youth (shut up, I was a sheltered kid). One of the best lines that I still use to this day: “Bungee-jumping (insert a different insanely dangerous thing here) is for people with a hole in their head where fear should be.”

Yes, and yes. I mean, you’d have to at that point.

Pardon me, but I also wish to reserve the right to screw Brady.

Honestly, I would really have liked something like this in, say, Skyrim. At least it’s story and tech-wise possible in Xenoblade.