Ah, but this is a learning opportunity, for I have recently perfected an improved algorithm used for programs like Photoshop to more cleanly separate pieces of an image by finding their contours. It’s called Edge Detection.

I’ll have a chit-chat with my cousin, the Assistant Manager of eSports at Riot, when I see him later this month. I don’t know if he’ll have the lowdown, but Riot seems like it’s losing its market share faster and faster to DOTA2 and HotS. And maybe a little to Smite. And two people to whatever that iOS MOBA is.

And then there’s Daredevil’s method for advancing the story, Getting Hit by a Car.

I, too, enjoy going to venues with my friends where alcohol can be purchased in quantities and watching overweight men strike out.

The ESPN 30 for 30 films are hit-or-miss, but “Guru of Go”, the film that covers that school at that time, is extremely emotional, at least for me. It’s one of those sports stories that feels fictional, like there’s no way that we deserve to live in the same world as events that are this heartbreaking and this…

There’s a difference between spamming and using the same projectile over and over again.

Boobs are the best way to impress the internet.

A lot of devs do watch speed runs. AGDQ, the coolest time of the year to slap yourself in front of Twitch and give money to charity, have gotten dozens of devs to talk about their game and watch their games get obliterated. Listening to Team Meat alternate between talking about how hard it was to make the game and…

OK, modders. Now you can get started on the weapon that every game, and every reality, needs.

Hot damn, it’s almost like Warcraft has made them the most money, has had the most games made about it, and has the largest game world with the most distinct characters in it. That’d be like getting grumpy at Smash Bros for all the Pokemon and Mario characters.

He was later moved by the police.

That’s right, sports writers. The next time you become the most respected man at your paper, win a state award for journalism, and get into the final deciding process for the Pulitzer, expect someone to call you “the worst journalist at your paper.”

The elevator is worthy!

Y: The Last Man

Man, if they put him in Avengers 3, then we’re just going to get the really weird love triangle of Wonder Man, Scarlet Witch, and The Vision. Because love triangles involving robots are comic book gold.

Vision in the comics is...um...

Thanos is the Darkseid of the Marvel Universe. He’s huge, really powerful, master over a substantial portion of the galaxy, in pursuit of a magical maguffin muffin that will make him more powerful and more a master of the galaxy, and he has all these underlings that keep getting beaten up by mortals who wear their…

Heck, I know that. It’s the same as Dakota, a subculture of the Sioux that resided/resides in the Grand Forks area. The name still sounds silly.

Extremely technical play is boring. Sure, it can win you a LOT of games/matches/seasons/sports words. The San Antonio Spurs are one of the boring-est basketball teams on the planet, and they have won a suspicious amount of basketball games.

Oh God.