Wait, hold on. Assuming that she had a real allergy (which is a big assumption, I think), her plan was to stand there and just have an allergic reaction until you gave her money? That’s the food equivalent of getting purposely hit by a car and sitting there with your broken leg, waiting for the driver to give you…

The most impressive part is his confidence. On play #6, the partial behind-the-back pass to a wide-open 3, he doesn't stand there, waiting to see if his sick play works, like a baseball slugger watching a homerun. He wheels around and starts jogging to the other end of the court. Sure, he looks back to make sure it…

The worst part of this story is that the cop isn’t going to be charged with assisting in the crime with his negligence.

I can’t get the app to work so I can check on Adam Jensen. It’s probably because he never asked for it.

Team YP finishes early.

This might actually be one of the few rankings where “Getting Hit by a Car” would actually be a somewhat appropriate entry. Video must surface.

Don’t worry, Netflix. The best non-book adaptation of Green Eggs and Ham has already been made.

Essentially, this allows any champion to have the ridiculous engage ability of Lee Sin. Thankfully, this will only be in ARAM games, so ranked doesn’t get destroyed by Warwick Jungle with Mark/Dash (let the nightmares begin!).

This right here is why I don’t work retail anymore. I was the same way, and it turns out that happy customers that don’t spend as much money means you’re not performing.

Ay caramba, that’s gotta be a mean wedgie. Can you imagine the sticky swamp ass from that?

Honestly, this is why I don’t play PvP in League. It’s the same reason why I play TF2 instead of Call of Duty. I want to have fun. Winning is fun, sure, but even when winning, I want it to be fun. I don’t want to be the team that wins while the other team is blaming and yelling. I’d rather lose a nail-biter due to…

Remember kids, people get angry about anything on the internet.

The Yankees are taking notes on how to get players to stop playing baseball.

I thought I had read about this before.

So wait, are they packaging and selling big bags of the seasoning packets from Maruchan Top Ramen?

Fucking hell, North Dakota. Yes, there is nothing there to do, but there’s also not a lot of peo

It had better contain at least two Beyonces.

I wonder if the ground will be friends with me. Hello, Ground!

Game issues, incompatible patches, server issues. See, people, this is why eSports will never make it on ESPN2.

And now Valve will fall into obscurity.