Exactly. “I was cancelled!!!!!” And yet, his punk-ass is still here. They want to treat it like it’s a physical thing that happens to them, when it’s just people telling them they’re sick of the bullshit.

Here’s a thought... What if Kellyanne is the anonymous Washington Post op/ed author, and she reveals herself on live TV at the RNC? Unlikely, but I would find that entertaining.

Given how it seems the kids have been angered by this for years pretty sure it’s less “the kids come first” and more “well the polling’s collapsed and if I want any sort of convention circuit after this I need to jump now and this is a great excuse that people will give me sympathy for”.

Those last tweets should be an absolute searing icepick to any parent’s heart.

That’s gracious of you. I’m not sure I agree, because her decision to leave wasn’t proactive, but reactive.

I think her parents are 100% fine with her doing this because it makes them looks bad and it gets the whole family attention. Kellyanne and George have raised their own profiles significantly through the political-disagreement-family-drama circus. I applaud this teen for speaking out for what it right, but it also…

In elementary school, I had this terrible teacher, Mr. Long. He was a dick who clearly had anger management issues and a palpable dislike of children. Lest you think he was some holdover from the days when no one cared what went on in classrooms, he was 25. We were his second class after completing his bachelor’s and…

You know those women who only hang out with men and make a big deal about being “one of the boys”? It’s very that - being an extreme minority makes them feel special, and they get certain privileges from it that they never would in more diverse groups. It’s completely self-interested.

It feels a bit pointless offering this correction since the flawed exit polling number is repeated endlessly, but it was 47% of white women who voted for Trump, not 53%. Still terrible, obviously, but it’s strange to see the wrong number given so often.

You’re starting to get the hang of it.  The best thing you can do to support the establishment, authority, and law enforcement is break the law and get punished for it.  However, if you park where you’re supposed to park, you’re basically La Resistance.

So...by paying my parking ticket I’m sticking it The Man? Is that what he’s saying? By being law-abiding, I’m actually a rebel? A maverick? A would-be Dillinger in a cool retro suit?

It’s insane. They are giving her way too much credit. A glance through her history shows she is just a grifter who cheated her way into the most obscene version of the American dream with a padded resume and fantastical claims (5 languages? Ha!). She is as transactional and mercenary as the rest of the family. She…

The “resistance” needs to stop. The desperation to get Trump out of office is leading to the derangement the deplorables crow about. People are becoming just as psychotic as those who claim to see the virgin Mary in a stick of butter. They’ve whipped themselves into imagining misery for this family when they are just…

Well Melania knows full well that her spouse is a lying, cheating bastard with a small penis and a rat’s nest for hair. And yet, she is still there, so either she is fine and dandy with it all or she is an extreme victim of Stockholm syndrome.

Because empathy does not exist in Trump’s orbit.

I’ll be damned. I am 100% PWNed by this.

I find it telling that the LW’s last paragraph is all about her fears that if she doesn’t continue her relationship with her dad he’ll start drinking or self-harming. That says volumes about what she was raised to believe was her responsibility. 

Forget You was the clean version for radio (and Glee). It was written and performed live as Fuck You.

I hate when dudes rap about how much they like fucking. I see nothing wrong with applying that same standard to Cardi and Meg. That doesn’t mean mocking them, it just means ignoring some of their content and snickering when writers act like this routine is ground breaking and revelatory. Foxy Brown, Eve, Li’l Kim off…