Great, now Grosjean and his mad scientists gotta rip apart the car and replace the damaged parts inside. Ask any welder, any real welder. It don’t matter if you arc or TIG, cracking’s cracking.

Did you tell your date that it had never happened before? ;)

One time I was driving around, my gas light came on, and I got gas.

Too bad he can’t reach the one on the far right.

Smokey Yunick looking down in shame at the lack of ingenuity.

As a Bills fan, I have to tell you that when the Pats handed Gilmore big money, we laughed and laughed (and then threw each other through flaming tables) and laughed.

I’m with Paul. Totally makes a mockery of the game. What’s next, guys playing the whole game WITHOUT playing a position?

I was head first, until my mom showed me the arm first method, when I was about five.

Just stop at the bakery or supermarket, buy a good loaf of French or Italian bread, rip off pieces with your hand, and dunk til full.

“We’re sorry we were caught charging $4.50 for tap water. In the future, we will conceal it in Dasani bottles like Coca-cola already does.”

It’s slower than a 2013 Ford Focus ST on Willow Springs... So yeah “just a KIA” is kind of fitting.

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

You ever seen a sunburnt fish? Makes you think.

Push on the brakes, suddenly get softer braking because you’re suddenly lighter on the pedal.

Push on the gas, get whiskey throttle because I’m a fat schlub.

You’re not going to have to worry about your nuts when you’re being fired head first like a missile in a crash.

Kick It Out called it “offensive and discriminatory” and said “racist stereotypes are never acceptable, irrespective of any intention to show support for a player,” per the BBC.

I thought it was an Ipecyrrhic victory.

Salt and Vinegar is the king’s chip.

1. Jalapeno

Jalapeño is #1. NO ONE DENIES THIS.