PG: “Whatcha doin’, Raph?”

17. When the ball breaks its placental sac, allow it to climb about your body gently probing for any weaknesses and using its lace sensor to detect potential sources for food.

3. By Competition Committee; Replaces the sideline replay monitor with a hand-held device and authorizes designated members of the Officiating department to make the final decision on replay reviews.

Have you seen ZR1 buyers? These people love jean shorts because they can fit their fat stacks of cash in them better than in slacks.

My guess is that the eleventh-hour proposal was merely for the sake of appearances (“We tried! They were the last ones to say no!”), and the Oakland city government is not-so-secretly thrilled to finally be rid of a team and league they wish they’d never brought back from LA.

And if you don’t drive sober, don’t worry, because Bill Self will talk to the cops for you

Be prepared. The Boy Scout motto.

That’s actually just another pair of khakis folded up.

We really need a no-holes barred Lacy-Sandoval matchup in the World Eating Classic. Panda v Panda.

While I see your point, I’d like to hear what everyone has to say before I decide whether to agree with you.

If there’s one thing I associate with sepia toned photography, it’s ass cancer.

They’re only crazy if they’re wrong.

Bc coilovers, custom fabricated metal rear wide body, and a 2.9l stroker m52b28 actually, thanks for asking. Eurotrash plate is just there for people like you. 100% function, and my frail attempt at mediocre form

Do I need to come back down there?

Yeah... all of that, or maybe there’s just no fucking Sky Master pulling the strings and you have to face the terror of nobody but you being in control of your fate.

Charles Harder is on his way to Mitch McConnell’s house already.

this 1 is different tho

And Lo, in that men's room on this most sacred of days, a new Kardashian was brought forth in to this world.