Mike Pettine can finally start his career as one of those people who buys expired storage lockers hoping to find something of value.

No wonder the poster girl for Les Miserables is so sad. She’s a Browns fan...

WHO THE FUCK WAS TALKING ABOUT THE PATRIOTS

No question Marvin Harrison was one of the best receivers ever - and Reggie Wayne was no slouch either. Peyton had outstanding receivers everywhere he’s played (Thomas + Sanders in Denver). It’s a shame that the Pats never gave Brady similar-quality receivers (the year with Moss not withstanding). Brady would easily…

Patriots fans will find a reason to be offended by this

That is so incredibly head-up-the-ass from ESPN I don’t know where to start. There’s already a day that people think of as college football day, namely “I’m glad we made a New Year’s Day bowl this year, it was a good season.”

The other problem with making NYE a sports day for any sport is that it’s not a day off the…

In order to pay for the parade when the Texans win the Super Bowl, they will Bill O’Brien.

(am I doing this right?)

And since the Bay Area is sexually liberal, the Raiders plan to jack Del Rio.

I’m not mad that I stopped working for two minutes to Google this.

Gawkers gon’ gawk.

The moment the show caught up to the books it was all over. He always said he’d be ahead of the show and it was nonsense. The fight to even try died then. He gave them his outline, such as it was. All of the reveals will happen in a lazy uninspired way by the show without any proper buildup. And he’ll have no big…