Mike Pettine can finally start his career as one of those people who buys expired storage lockers hoping to find something of value.

No wonder the poster girl for Les Miserables is so sad. She’s a Browns fan...

WHO THE FUCK WAS TALKING ABOUT THE PATRIOTS

No question Marvin Harrison was one of the best receivers ever - and Reggie Wayne was no slouch either. Peyton had outstanding receivers everywhere he’s played (Thomas + Sanders in Denver). It’s a shame that the Pats never gave Brady similar-quality receivers (the year with Moss not withstanding). Brady would easily…

Patriots fans will find a reason to be offended by this

That is so incredibly head-up-the-ass from ESPN I don’t know where to start. There’s already a day that people think of as college football day, namely “I’m glad we made a New Year’s Day bowl this year, it was a good season.”

The other problem with making NYE a sports day for any sport is that it’s not a day off the…

In order to pay for the parade when the Texans win the Super Bowl, they will Bill O’Brien.

(am I doing this right?)

And since the Bay Area is sexually liberal, the Raiders plan to jack Del Rio.

Blowed up his Sunday-go-to-meetin cleanin contraption.

I’m not mad that I stopped working for two minutes to Google this.

Maybe knot.

Augh! Vain! Not vane! Fix it! Fix it now!

America isn’t a country, it’s a business.

It seems like it should be a requirement for the gas companies to build the 2nd relief pipe before they extract the methane to make incidents like this less of a burden on the environment. We will need natural gas for a long time to come, so saying let’s just use renewable resources is not going to help anything in…

OK then, how about looking at it this way: Mark Hamill and Carrie Fischer both have “Star Wars Episode VIII” listed on their IMDB credits. Harrison Ford does not.

Yes, but we aren’t professional writers.

It’s also an inverse of Vader killing the Emperor, who then plunges down a pit into darkness.

Also how the sun fades just as he makes his decision. Obvious but nicely done.