My new year’s resolution is to wish I had never read anything by George rr Martin. Then I can feel like I haven’t put any undue pressure on him to live or work. A thousand apologies for enjoying your work, go back to watching Giants highlights, I’ll be on my way.

I’ve also decided to to just take 2016 off, because it’s hard to go to work, and I don’t feel like I owe the public anything. I made promises, but fuck it. I’ll let my assistant finish everything off.

Every day I am more and more convinced “Gawker” is really just a great online project by some new Jersey high school students. These can’t be professionals.