Can’t speak for anyone but myself but I need to check for blood in the turlet and on the paper thanks to my many GI issues. So it’s just plain easier for me to stand and has been since I was 12.

I really have to commend the staff at Jezebel for their input today. I’ve always said that the one thing that Deadspin’s readers have been completely missing out on is a woman’s touch.

April Fools is fucking stupid, please stop. That is all.

Really liking the Matte Grey with carbon wheels. Also, really like the even sparser interior. To all of the other manufactures out there, this is how you do a touch screen location, not the “iPad glued to the top of the dash” design everyone is falling over themselves to implement.

I intentionally make spelling errors all while writing in Comic Sans. I also try to misuse words, too. Such as, "Never take anything for granite." It drive people crazy, especially when they point it out and I say, "Yeah, I know. So what?"