Yeah but they’re not called Dick State are they? I’m confused.

Pink Floyd is garbage.

Pink Floyd is garbage.

His brother was brilliant on the Patriots

I know nothing about this sport but Daniel Cormier has a right to be livid, yeah?

George Zimmerman is PISSED

Still not as many outs as Trump gets from his base. Sad!

Savage.

Savage.

Just here to say this comment thread is hilarious and perfect.

Time is a flat circle.

Busted. Total heathen here.

Everyone knows christians are more familiar with breaking the puddle:

No.

This is incredible. I cried.

I can’t wait to get home from work so I can furiously jerk it whilst reading this.

Highway to the Red Zone.

This is embarrassingly bad.

Racist idiots, ranked:

Nah.

No it is not.