I don't want to live on this planet (Queens in my case) anymore.

People on a Whole 30 (Paleo) diet follow a nutritional plan based on the eating habits of our ancestors in the Paleolithic period, between 2.5 million and 10,000 years ago. Before agriculture and industry, we were fucking hunter–gatherers: picking berries off bushes and chasing goddamn sabretooth Tigers and whatnot to…

Roses are red.

I’ve worn the same pair of Levi’s since late May... I wash them about twice a month. They are so comfortable!

Ohio State: “No chance of me coming back this year.”

Everything by Bungie, Ranked:

Meanwhile Mark Sanchez launched his own investigation and determined that there was no pampering.

No one invited Robbin’?

Cowboy up!!!!

Do you ever feel, like a Catholic wag?

I am pouring Neurosafe all over my naked body while reading the comments section.

11 stars for a joke about alcoholism. Awesome.

I'm gonna strip down and pour Sam Adams all over myself.

No.

Destiny maker wants to watch the world burn (cash)

Meh. They've been giving the middle finger to their fans for years.

Destiny, a year long beta that millions of people spent $100+ on, is ready to be released to the public.

I brew my Starbucks VIA with Marchmans tears.

Fuck you with a Michael Bishop jersey.