Many driving. Such left turns.

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Chopped garlic and Serrano peppers, olive oil, arbol chilies, clams (cockles are also great), chicken stock, mount with flamingo butter (butter that is melted in the shells of shrimps and lobsters), toss in the linguine and a heavy handful of baby rainbow chard! This also sounds delicious however.

"Russian Curler Eats It"

"It's not often that almost-goals are celebrated but, damn, that would have been a beauty."

• 1995

Well played.

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"Those taking the run better be real confident into their stopping abilities lest you get 'hit by a car on Sixth Avenue'"

"Krapps Last Tape: The True Story behind Spygate"

The joke here is that this is exactly what I come to deadspin for. Also I'm an ass.

"Deadspin: Allowing snarky Millennials the opportunity to anonymously avoid an honest and intellectual discussion since 2005!"

No, no one cares about your gambling addiction... also as a Pats fan I love to be an asshole. It's my job.

Congrats. No one cares.

Secure home field next time.

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"Two incidents of reckless driving in eight months? Amateur."

"Have you guys ever seen a flock of pucks flying in perfect formation? It's beautiful. Pretty awesome the way they all stick together. Pucks never say die. Ever seen a puck fight? No way. Why? Because I'm hammered." Emilio Estevez, 2013

I made an account just to comment on this post. I am aprofessional chef of 10 years living and working in Brooklyn. Six of those were spent cooking breakfast at restaurant called Egg. You totally nailed it Albert, love the column as always!