Alex can do all the things that need to be done in this offense and do them at a Pro Bowl level.

What the fuck are you bitching about? This is amazing and a very fitting mascot for a double A ball club located in the great state of Florida.

NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD

Listen, America:

You people are incompetent. What you NEED is a decently hard wooden pizza paddle, and then you don’t even have to worry about the sharpness of the roller. And if you don’t want the paddle, just get a good wooden cutting board, it’s not that hard and OH MY GOD IT’S LIKE TALKING TO MY GIRLFRIEND WHEN WE MAKE PIZZA AT…

I like Rom’s resume, and his skills, and he seems to say all the right things, but I see exchanges like this and I can’t help but wonder: “IS Rom Roberts elite?” DO we need to challenge that assumption? It would have seemed like a crazy thing to say just 12 months ago, but I think at this point you have to consider…

To be fair, the 76ers aren’t used to seeing anyone on their court that actually matters.

(I walk on stage at a press conference after another long day at the office)

This is what they were charged with:

I’m not anti-Semitic either, but I’m starting to get pretty pissed that my wife won’t tell me where she’s hiding her gold.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

Not if Dan Haren is throwing life at you.

i appreciate when athletes gut it out for their team. i do the same thing at work. like last week when i suffered a compound fracture to my femur as well as a serious head injury while i was trying to roller blade down the stairs. within an hour of the horrific injury i was in a team meeting coughing up blood and…

I hear the first time he tried sexing he threw his dick right to Malcolm Butler. It happens to the best of us, Russ.

Well folks, it finally happened. The NRA warned us all but I didn’t believe them. Last night as I was watching the debate there was a knock on my door. This startled me since I didn’t buzz anyone up. Maybe it was a neighbor who needed something? I ask who is it as I check the peephole and it was President Obama! At…

Finally a pro scout recognizes Tebow as a quarterback.

Bishop should get a break here. It’s tough to tend the net when you can only move diagonally.

Pffft. Whatever. It doesn’t really change anything.

Literally less than 60.

Are they playing the Yankees or Nazi Germany? Then no.