A 40 year old teacher did this ya’ll.

Bald is beautiful. Also, (likely) inevitable.

I wanna shout out taco pizza’s distant cousin, pierogi pizza. The whole of a food made into a pizza is maybe my favourite genre of pizza.

I love when I get downstate and can pick up some breakfast slices on the way. 

Big shout-out to Casey’s pizza, a surprisingly-solid road trip choice.  For any and all of you in Illinois, I cannot recommend Filippo’s Pizza highly enough.  There’s locations in Mt. Zion, Monticello, and Mahomet and their special is the best pizza I’ve ever had.

I went pretty bare bones on this but my Iowa sources assured me that avocado, jalapeno, and sour cream were acceptable high-class upgrades. 

You’re making me miss Extreme Pizza over here. They had a taco pizza where I think they just replaced the tomato sauce with smooshed black beans. Jalapenos, cilantro, grilled chicken, just perfect for adding fast food hot sauce to. I could probably make my own, but now I want theirs, and the nearest branch is 234…

Yeah...this is just really dumb. Instead of exploring her legal options, she should use the money she has raised to get some counseling. And perhaps take a few critical thinking classes. Hopefully, this will be the stupidest thing she ever does in life. Hopefully.

This smells like a case of not reading labels

From her tiktok that she made (which I think is also on her IG) she said she ran out of hair spray (a very sticky one from Got toB which is called “Glued Freezing Spray”, but hair spray nonetheless) so she decided to try the Gorilla Glue spray adhesive.

“Nowhere in the rules does it specifically say that a dog can’t play basketball.”

It reminds me of all the “DO NOT EAT” labels on detergent (not even pods, actual powder detergent) and the like. That would seem fairly obvious unless you are 6, but the labels being there clearly means some idiots  ate it.

i think i missed it, did she do it on purpose? like, had it not been gorilla glue would she had put any other brand of spray adhesive in her hair? on purpose.

What legal options? This smells like a case of not reading labels or Googling product first -before- using it. In other words, this shit is all on her, because GG has been on the market for well over ten years now, if not longer and makes clear that you don’t use it for anything you don’t want stuck forever.

That’s right, forgot about the first heist

The particular French genius for wine crimes is well documented.

Yep. If I worked at that hotel I would never trust that manager’s decision making ever again.

I’ve come to the conclusion that cats only prefer to play with or eat something that makes them puke.

And one more thing...she could have just called the fucking phone...

Remember you also need to ask for your pupillary distance (“PD”) -- the measurement of the distance between your pupils -- so you can order glasses online.