“I’ll never understand the sex appeal of a boozy cigarette-withered middle-aged man with a hairpiece fondly nicknamed a rat, not to knock Frank Sinatra.”

Chris Evans is first but I’ll allow Chris Pine as an honourable contender (he won me over a bit in Wonder Woman).

Juror No. 52: When I walked in here today I looked at him, and in my head, that’s a snake — not knowing who he was. I just walked in and looked right at him and that’s a snake.

You know TSwift would have done something like The Manger Babies back in the day

FROM THE CREATOR OF

ugh. I had to do the same thing last Saturday with the goodest of Good Boys.

I always thought they’d work out because they seem like the exact same type of asshole (which is fine, so are my partner and I) but I can see how one person getting more famous exacerbates that.

I do not like this new trend, now you have to open every article to find the dirt bag

Do Dirt Bags not get the Dirt Bag tag? Dag; I am sad.

Totally rolled my eyes at “that’s my only hat”. I find it hard to believe a millionare who’s family is made of accessories owns one hat.

Funny, he had enough money to get t-shirts and business cards printed.

“I can show you my bank account. I don’t have any assets. I don’t have money, just enough to live. I don’t have money for a sugar baby.”

what. It’s like as carbonated as a Diet Coke (i.e. rather). I prefer it way over any other sparkling water, including TJ’s. The flavors are superior.

People complain a lot about Cory Booker being a corporate sellout and voting to support the pharma industry, but this is a big slap in the face for the pharma industry that is so prominent in NJ. Good on Booker.

And she got her ass handed to her by J.K. Rowling earlier this week.

This is a happy and healthy Macaulay Culkin.