Ahhh yes. I guess I missed the part of Christianity where you only help the needy if specifically asked by city officials. “Thou shalt not help the tired and weary until put on blast” ezikeial:420 

Nope nopety Nope! Heathers is iconic and perfect in its 80's ness. The slang the style all works with yuppie culture. Why fuck with something perfect? Also: “I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON”!

Is anyone else hearing a very milktoast version of the excellent Peaches song “Fuck the pain away”? 

I believe that the word you are searching for is “thirsty”. As in Bachelor nation is filled with thirsty motha fuckers.

I’d fein ignorance about him just to really be able to screw him once I got on the jury. I’d worry about the type of people that “haven’t heard of him”.

Pretty sure Ana’s late 30's maybe 40. That’s hardly “young starlet” in Hollywood. Also according to her on her podcast rarely leaves the house for unrelated to work reasons probs not her.

I live for La Croix. It’s also helped many a friend curb their drinking so I am forever grateful.

Oof, that was some fresh hell. That video made me physically uncomfortable with negative empathy for her.

Bet he’ll leave ya high and dry if you ever need an abortion as a result of your hookups

It’s not tolerable and you can do better than Lana. You just have to believe in yourself and spend 20 mins on spotify

It doesn’t matter if you got the album early or late it’s still going to suck donkey balls. Here are some actually good female artists for your consideration Jez: Cherry Glazzer, Frankie Cosmos, Jessica lea Mayfield, Slothrust, Dilly Dally, Diet Cig, Angel Olsen, Mirah , Thao and the Get down Stay downs, Childbirth. I…

Dean is too young for her. He’s clearly still processing his teenage family issues and she’s a grown attorney looking for a husband.

A friend who I thought knew me recommended HAIM to me a while back. Not into it. Thought it would be more rock and roll. Rethinking our entire friendship now.

I work at a comedy club and she comes through about once a year and is generally rude to our staff and the local comics opening for her. Always tasks the MC with watching her dog while she’s onstage. Shes got a huge chip on her shoulder about not being more famous then she is. Half of her act is about the differences…

I work at a comedy club and after they got married they came through with this ridiculous vaudeville type showcase of stand up and her singing karaoke and it was pretty painfully awful yet slightly charming at the same time. It was sweet for him to indulge her massive thirst and she was nervous enough about it that…

I’ve had 2 consecutive days off in 2017. I have some measly vacation pay from my night bartending job that I’ll tack on to my paycheck when tips are crappy one week. But otherwise, I run my own small buisness and feel like leaving town for more than a week could tumble operations entirely.

His wife is even more attractive/annoying. They are a match made in over the top heaven.

People in their mid thirties dating teens? Scott you’re gross. Kourtney also gross. I’m 31 and wouldn’t date below a very mature 28 year old. How can you have anything to talk about?

There are few looks that make less sense to me than the girl with full blown make up in a ball cap and overly matchy chic workout gear. Gurl, you for sure tried real hard to make it look like you aren’t trying.

Frankly, there is no way Jimmy could come close to the razor sharp political wit of a Colbert or Meyers. It’s never been his comedy persona to be the intellectual. He just wants to be the goof he is and it’s these trying times that make it seem off key. I don’t want to hear Jimmy’ s opinion on anything except great…