Can I suggest the min hormonal copper IUD? Pulling out can’t be trusted.

I am very certain reporters roll their eyes at Spicy on the reg

Him and his wife Ana always humble bragging about being from Washington as if it’s what makes then normal and more relatable than the average Hollywood star. Ummm you are millionaires you probs haven’t set foot in the northwest in 20 years. Supes relatable.

Biologically we’re all supposed to want someone who looks like our father, so if you also look kinda like your dad too your going to look like a real creepy bro/sis couple. It’s science. Creepy still.

This also happened late night at a doughnut shop in DENVER every bystander/employee is high af

Ivanka= Allison Williams character in “Get Out”. Pretty and unassuming on the outside, super creepy terrible person that thinks they are doing good on the inside.

I’ve grown up with an unusual name and while it made me feel kinda like an outsider in the sea of Brittany and Jessica’s I was grew up with, I always used it as an asshole/idiot barometer. If you truly can’t figure out how to pronounce it=idiot. If you don’t care to learn =asshole. If I like you from the jump I just…

I work at a comedy club and we had this xenophobic bullshit training as well. Amongst other gems I learned: in the event someone is shooting up the club use my superior knowledge of the buildings exits and get out first. DO NOT take extra time to help the customers to safety. You will be dead.

Once they hit a certain stratosphere of fame, comics stop being as funny. They become too distanced from to the everyday human experience that we all related to in their acts and enjoyed.

Lost souls in search of answers like all religions, suppose

In my city, Denver they have this huge beautiful building downtown right by our ballpark. But just like you describe it’s this weird vibe where I never see anyone enter or exit and it just seems kept up but abandoned. Super creepy.

Poor Mango. He came to the comedy club I work at to headline a weekend, a year maybe 2 ago and was all sweaty, twitchy and nervous. And that was in what’s considered his comfort zone. This won’t fair well for the Mango.

Crocs belong exclusively on the feet of nurses, chefs (at work only)and small children. No where else. Ever.

After Parenthood ended we needed a good place to ugly cry. This is us’ is that place. A weekly catharsis of crying at not my own problems? I’m on board.

Ed Sheeran seems like a giant tool.

I think my favorite part of our Denver march (which had over 150,000 attendees) was chanting “can’t build wall! Hands too small!”

Out so soon after the arrest TJ Miller? If only an actress could be so shameless (sigh)

I can’t help but think that any and everything from the West/Kardashian camp is a total publicity stunt . From the robbery, to this I think it’s all an elaborate orchestration . The bread and butter or this family is staying newsworthy. Konspiracy. For. Sure. Now go ahead and tell me how awful I am for dismissing…

Muscle dudes are never my cup of tea. The thick neck just makes them look like a giant walking thumb .

Music is far from over as Taylor is far from music. Punk rock and other non lame genres are about to have a real renaissance!