I’m so glad I’m not the only one who takes selfies that I will never share with anyone where I am trying to smize. It’s not just squinting.... It’s so much more.... I’d never still be in the running to become America’s next top model.

If we don’t teach children to uphold the value of art, which is emotionally stimulating as well as thought-provoking, we are raising a nation of idiots.

I thought you were calling Mya messy and I was like

“My life is over.”

Is it possible to have good sex with a Trump supporter? Methinks no. In this case, the guy talks over her and is dismissive of her opinion and feelings. He’s likely the same in bed—a taker who puts himself first. Hells no!

Not enough good sex in the world could make me want to be with a bigoted trump supporter.

please please tell me this is /s. you can’t build a life with someone who doesn’t respect you, no matter how good the sex is.

Maybe not mansplaining, but using the moment to be more like the Simpson’s comic book guy on a date can’t help.

Dirty penis fuckery, the worst kind of fuckery.

If you’re under 25 or 30 *shrug* why not?

Anybody who names their album Lust For Life and isn’t Iggy Pop needs to have a word with me.

Aunt Verna said Eric was ready. And I for one very much trust Aunt Verna’s judgement.

My love for Peter knows no bounds but there was something he said last night that made me do one of these:

Bryan’s mom is so freaking cringey

Justine was a dear friend who was horrified about police violence and committed to making the world better in every way. She had just picked out her wedding dress last week and was so excited to show me. She was texting me trying to get me to go to “dance church” with her on sunday morning, but instead I went to a…

Sorry, is your Fetish NOT a pouty girl whose car overheated (?) while returning from the grocery store, where she chose paper bags, panicked and then said “Actually, no, plastic.”?

Counterpoint: No they won’t. These kids will never interact with the peasants of the world. Having a funny name doesn’t matter when you’re an elite.

Yeah can we discuss this? Is she supposed to be “poor” on the album cover? Because driving a beat up car that overheats, wearing a plain cotton dress with sneakers- none of this is her life. That’s what most teenagets who AREN’T millionaires go through...

All I know is, if my dog disappeared for nine months and we thought she was dead, and then she suddenly showed up again, I would weep. That’s a good girl. Dogs are amazing. And thank goodness for dedicated dog rescuers.