I live in fear of an emergency that requires me to take a lot of time off, so I usually try to keep around 60 hours of annual and 40 hours of sick, but I am also fortunate enough to earn 12 hours of annual and 8 hours of sick per month so I still manage to take a decent amount of time off.

here’s what i do: lots of long weekends in the summer. it really helps to look forward to a bunch of three-day or four-day weekends. and you’re not eating up a bunch of PTO nor do you feel guilty like you HAVE to go somewhere, as it’s only three days.

Question: is it possible millennial women are also more sensitive to the accusations about how lazy and entitled we supposedly are? Or is it just me? I’m an old millennial, so I think I’m not entirely the group intended in these millennial studies (I’m 35. Most stuff about millenials seems to be all about how terrible…

My vacation time is just endlessly accruing because I don’t have the money to travel anywhere. I’m trapped in a vicious cycle where don’t want to do a staycation because I feel like I’m wasting my paid time off, but then I just never end up using it at all.

The show had some really good themes, great aesthetics, and was really cool as a period piece, but it really wasn’t that good of a show, I’m not surprised it got cancelled.

Ariel’s thirst traps are so blatant I am not even mad, I actually find them pretty amusing.

Caps would hide my amazing Afro, gotta pass.

Publicist #5: (Perravieja, who is not a publicist, but who read Dirt Bag this morning)

Why were you playing along with that? It wasn’t funny.’ And I said, ‘Mary, I’m sorry and there is no good answer for that.’”

She has the strangest taste in men. If you look at Dauriac, Reynolds, Penn, Hartnett and Jost, they’re objectively attractive, but there’s something off about all of them.

Being mean doesn’t suit me and leaves me feeling dirty.

I have a modest proposal on all minimum wage discussions in the news media. They should include a parenthetical about how the hourly wage would translate to annual salary. So $15 a hour($31,200 a year).

This all seems like a pretty fair response? We don’t have any evidence that he would even be good at doing some sort of political humor/commentary. Its hard for me to fault someone when all they’re saying is “look I just want to do my style of comedy” on their own show.

Taylor & Joe look like bored trust-fund siblings whose only source of joy comes from hunting the poor on Purge day.

I can’t believe Joe Alwyn is 26. He looks suuuuuuuper young. Like, I was thinking that he might even be younger than me (23).

Most of Mandy Moore’s tears on This is Us are actually her processing that she was married to Ryan Adams for six years (that she’ll never get back).

It makes me sad that Sofia Coppola told her to lose weight. Like give me a fucking break she has always been slender.

Not everyone who smokes is cool but everyone who is cool smokes.

I used to smoke and I miss it. Frankly the reason why I quit is because it’s been deemed un-cool and you take a ton of shit for it. I don’t think anyone is pro-smoking anymore because of social norms, when I saw this story a few weeks ago I immediately thought these celebs were going to take a popularity hit because…

because it’s not monogamy??