I am very pro-Birkenstocks (I found it’s not too rainy tomorrow, I’ll wear mine to work!), but I am adamantly anti-Crocs. Birks are for people who don’t mind spending a hundred bucks or more on a shoe that will last them decades. Crocs are an impulse buy from a mall kiosk. They’re not even comfortable. I think I do…

I would sooner wear actual crocodiles on my feet than Crocs.

So Canadian Tuxedo and Russian Mobster Track Suits, got it.

I love this show. Here’s are a few reasons why:

I think I know why.

There is a kind of catharsis in watching a show that makes you want to cry. You are expressing a lot of emotions, grief and sadness, but at the same time, you know that this is all fake, so in a lot of ways, it’s safe. It’s not the same thing as being actually emotionally devastated — there is still a wall between you…

Meh- differnt strokes, Judge Judy

That sounds amazing, I’m jealous.

What’s the underwear sitch tho. Removable or nah?

May I recommend this gif:  

Sorry for being off topic, but have you seen this tweet???

Corinne, after finding out she won’t be the next Bachelorette:

My theory on announcing so early is that normally they have the suitors cast before they even announce the bachelorette (and same for for a bachelor season—i.e. many of the girls this season were cast with Luke in mind). With a black bachelorette they need to both cast a more diverse group than might normally apply…

I recently read Titus Andronicus for a class and the name was just too similar to Titus Andromedon and I kept picturing this Titus as Shakespeare Titus so overall great experience reading that play 10/10 would recommend reading it this way.

Also:

I too was disappointed by the lack of Jim Jeffries. I like Jim Jeffries. I have had an inarticulable hatred for Bill Maher for about 20 years but was willing to sit through some Maher to get some Jeffries.

What. The. Fuck.

I JUST WANT SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED PETTY CELEB SHADE, YA KNOW?

The only thing I can say is that I hope she’s wearing a pair of these with those pants (and also that peace sign anklet):

I’l tell ya what I want, what I really really want... for mid 90's sports casual to not come back. Keep your Adidas rip aways in the last century, thank you and good day.